User: How do I delete an app from my phone?
Tech: What kind of phone is it?
User: An iPhone.
Tech: Sorry, I use an Android phone. We simply go back into our Play Store and hit remove. Let me Google that iPhone issue for you.
Yes, I know how to remove apps on both Android and iPhones. I made her wait due to being lazy. She could have Googled it and been done. Better yet, ask Siri.
Tech: Hold down on the icon until it jiggles, then tap the X.
User: How do I reinstall the app.
Oh we about to Hulk smash with a Samuel L. Jackson quote.
Tech: From the App Store. Have a great day.
Sometimes you just gotta cut the nonsense off.