People Complicate the Simple

User: How do I delete an app from my phone?

Tech: What kind of phone is it?

User: An iPhone.

Tech: Sorry, I use an Android phone. We simply go back into our Play Store and hit remove. Let me Google that iPhone issue for you.

Yes, I know how to remove apps on both Android and iPhones. I made her wait due to being lazy. She could have Googled it and been done. Better yet, ask Siri.

Tech: Hold down on the icon until it jiggles, then tap the X.

User: How do I reinstall the app.

Oh we about to Hulk smash with a Samuel L. Jackson quote.

Tech: From the App Store. Have a great day.

Sometimes you just gotta cut the nonsense off.