End user: I have an error.
Tech: What does the error say.
End user: It’s an error. I am having an error.
Tech: What exactly does the error say on the screen?
End user: I don’t have it up anymore.
Tech: /headdesk Can you reproduce the error?
End user: It started after I rebooted. I was working on a document. I need to get back on track as soon as possible. I have a deadline. The error just came out of nowhere.
Tech: (the movie Pulp Fiction is running full screen in the head…If you say error one more time!)