Say Error One Mo Time

End user: I have an error.

Tech: What does the error say.

End user: It’s an error. I am having an error.

Tech: What exactly does the error say on the screen?

End user: I don’t have it up anymore.

Tech: /headdesk Can you reproduce the error?

End user: It started after I rebooted. I was working on a document. I need to get back on track as soon as possible. I have a deadline. The error just came out of nowhere.

Tech: (the movie Pulp Fiction is running full screen in the head…If you say error one more time!)