Tech: Did we issue you the computer you are using?
User: I don’t know. I’m not sure.
Tech: Did we send you the computer?
User: I think so.
Tech: Are you at a company office?
User: Yes, we have an office here.
Tech: Are you logging into the computer or a website?
User: I think so. I always log on to do my timecard. This is the first time I’m having trouble.
Tech: You are logging onto our website to do your timecard on our computer at a company owned office?
User: I think that sounds right.
Tech: Are you Donald Trump? j/k