Once You Get Married You Can’t

  1. always be alone
  2. always just have it your way right away
  3. hang out with the boys every night of the week
  4. ignore your body funk
  5. party likes it’s 1999 every day
  6. be eyeing other people as romantic interest
  7. make mom #1 and your wife #2
  8. go run tell that
  9. be lukewarm about your commitment to each other
  10. forget that you are a team